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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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adeadmanandhisfriends:

Whenever someone says being gay isn’t natural

I’m just like “Hello, Homo-Erectus?”

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ladyw1nter:

finitecas:

well-done-hann ibal:

wondermumbles:

What would happen if Hannibal was trying to eat Sherlock for being rude and Dexter was trying to kill Hannibal for eating people and Sherlock was investigating Dexter?

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I would watch the shit outta that show.

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tea-in-the-tardis:

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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best use of a highschool muscial screen cap so far

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bangingpatchouli:

vennstiel:

bangingpatchouli:

he lost control, but he’ll never let it happen again

his face as he walks away in the last gif

Don’t try to tell me he didn’t love her.

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pizzaforpresident:

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yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.
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pizzaforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

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dammit gabriel

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disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out. 

See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.

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imageso you say he can dance to anything

im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg

help tumblr has reached singularity

i love this post

Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library 

you’re welcome

I’m crying.

how diD I KNOW

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